The reason Bill is poor: all his cash he gave away. Gave it to a FARCE, now he can’t go out and play

Poor Old Bill in Daphne, sure does need some care

Send Ms Sonja Sonja, she’ll give him care with flair!

She’ll be so kind and gentle, just like she did with Dusty Rhoades

Bill will be so happy! So will Rhoades’s Toads

She’ll make sure me gets his meds, she will take some too

She will take them all!…Ms Sonja is a sherw

The most important thing, is the money that Bill keeps

She will find it all!! Piles it up in heaps

And she has his car fixed, never mind there’s nothing wrong

Charges him a thousand dollars…go’s and buys a thong

Rhoades’s Toads all love her, they put up her bail

Every time she is arrested, they get her out of jail

Rhoades’s Toads are hOLY! Just look at Sonja M.

She uses Bill’s CC, at an ATM

Sonja just can’t wait, to care for Poor Old Bill

He’ll preach to her his gOSPEL…gives her such a thrill

They’ll reminisce ‘bout Dusty, how she gave him loving care

Too bad he almost died…the two were such a pair

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