Poor Old Bill in Daphne, sure does need some care
Send Ms Sonja Sonja, she’ll give him care with flair!
She’ll be so kind and gentle, just like she did with Dusty Rhoades
Bill will be so happy! So will Rhoades’s Toads
She’ll make sure me gets his meds, she will take some too
She will take them all!…Ms Sonja is a sherw
The most important thing, is the money that Bill keeps
She will find it all!! Piles it up in heaps
And she has his car fixed, never mind there’s nothing wrong
Charges him a thousand dollars…go’s and buys a thong
Rhoades’s Toads all love her, they put up her bail
Every time she is arrested, they get her out of jail
Rhoades’s Toads are hOLY! Just look at Sonja M.
She uses Bill’s CC, at an ATM
Sonja just can’t wait, to care for Poor Old Bill
He’ll preach to her his gOSPEL…gives her such a thrill
They’ll reminisce ‘bout Dusty, how she gave him loving care
Too bad he almost died…the two were such a pair
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